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Sometimes when I take a shower I turn the water up as hot as it will go and just stand under it until I’m sure my skin is going to fall off.
I grab my body wash and scrub until I’m sure nothing of “me” is left.
I wash my face, imagining my skin falling off to reveal someone new.
I finish my shower inside of this brand new body. This brand new life.
In this new body that was once scalding feels comfortable and pleasant. I tell myself that that’s what awaits me on the other side of the shower door… A new life. A comfortable, pleasant life.
I’m finally done, I turn off the water and take a deep breath as I reach for the handle and when I’m ready I slide it back and wait for the steam to clear…….


I swear, my heart falls to the floor every time I realize that nothing about me has changed.

I seriously just can’t right now.

feathersassemble:

ladyavenal:

messenger-of-the-auspice:

…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….

I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes.

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

vegetablr:

inspirationfitspiration:

Sometimes you just need that extra brownie or that extra bowl of pasta or that extra slice of pizza. Sometimes you need a day of laying in bed watching your favourite tv show over and over again with a bowl of ice cream. Sometimes you don’t need to go for that run or go to the gym. Sometimes the unhealthiest option is by far the healthiest option. Nourish your soul and mind.

Yes yes yes! Give yourself a rest-day; you deserve it!

nothingbut-treble:

harlequincricket:

Violin Heels by Kobi Levi 

give these to me now

vanconcastiel:

unskillful:

bulbasaur-001:

ravenyte:

castielcampbell:

themanwholegalizedbuggering:

bowieboner:

sometimesfairytale:

brostorian:

mater—tua:

thatisludicrous:

theburntsouffle:

madygcomics:

pocopiumosso:

My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss

This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.

My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.

“Arranged by Accident”

It sounds like a boss battle.

 REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT AN AUDIO VERSION OF THIS. I never knew it was ACTUALLY a song. I grew up seeing this floating around and just thinking it was a joke.

I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED

You need at least 15 fingers to play this song!

this is a fucking joke. I mean it says “add bicycle” halfway through

My band director has this up in the room too hehe

Omg the part towards the end made me lol. This is insane

Where my music people at??

I’d like to point out that if you look at the sheet music vs what you hear, even someone with only rudimentary knowledge of reading sheet music can tell you they’re completely different things.

However that does not stop it from sounding badass.

nillawiffle:

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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Nobody was expecting us

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Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

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ofbeastsandthings:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

Britain in a GIFset.

This is the most accurate thing in the history of ever.